Saturday, 17 November 2012

Birthday Girl Interrupted!

Miss Veil here today to tell you about something shocking...

Remember back when the human-shaming and dog-shaming posts were going on?  Mum and I mutually agreed that we would not embarrass each other....but I think I am backing out on that arrangement.

Why you ask?  WELL,  two weeks ago was my birthday!!  I have been patiently waiting for my party, but it has not been forthcoming.  I know it's been busy around here, but come on, Mother.  You keep telling me that you didn't forget...

So I ask you, is it worse if
(a) someone doesn't remember your birthday at all or
(b) if they know it was your birthday and don't do anything about it?

Monday, 12 November 2012

Behind the Scene

Maddy here today to talk about a little issue I have been having with my Mum.  

She seems to be fascinated with my behind, even so far as taking me to the V.E.T. to have them look at it too!  Now, I tell you, I am not a fan of having my tail lifted and although I have told her, she insists it is for my own good.  I informed them all that it would be better for all concerned if they left me to my own devices, but alas, I was over-ruled.  

Maddy:  Seriously Mum...get a hobby and stop being so anal about my glands!

Mum:  But Maddy, it's not like I'm doing this for fun.  You have an infection back there!!

Maddy:  So you think showing it off is the way to go?  I showed that VET what I've got.  Did you notice she had to change her scrubs???  I will get my displeasure across however necessary.

Mum:  The medication seems to be working this time, so hopefully your private areas will be private again very soon.