Dear Mr. Easter Bunny,
Mama always says it polite to thank people for their gifts, and you are included in that too. Although next year I will try to be a little more specific on my easter request to you. I know I asked for something white and fluffy to "play" with... I think I may have insulted you or maybe you just have an ironic sense of humor because, really, this is NOT what I had in mind. So thanks anyway, I guess.
Miss Veil
