Maddy here today to talk about a little issue I have been having with my Mum.
She seems to be fascinated with my behind, even so far as taking me to the V.E.T. to have them look at it too! Now, I tell you, I am not a fan of having my tail lifted and although I have told her, she insists it is for my own good. I informed them all that it would be better for all concerned if they left me to my own devices, but alas, I was over-ruled.
Maddy: Seriously Mum...get a hobby and stop being so anal about my glands!
Mum: But Maddy, it's not like I'm doing this for fun. You have an infection back there!!
Maddy: So you think showing it off is the way to go? I showed that VET what I've got. Did you notice she had to change her scrubs??? I will get my displeasure across however necessary.
Mum: The medication seems to be working this time, so hopefully your private areas will be private again very soon.