Remember back when the human-shaming and dog-shaming posts were going on? Mum and I mutually agreed that we would not embarrass each other....but I think I am backing out on that arrangement.
Why you ask? WELL, two weeks ago was my birthday!! I have been patiently waiting for my party, but it has not been forthcoming. I know it's been busy around here, but come on, Mother. You keep telling me that you didn't forget...
So I ask you, is it worse if
(a) someone doesn't remember your birthday at all or
(b) if they know it was your birthday and don't do anything about it?